Uefa Cup Final – They Came, They Saw, They Shit All Over Our City

So the match was lost, an army sized force is needed to clean up the city and a Zenit St Petersburg ...

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Time for a Change

I’m tired, my feet hurt and I’m in work. I need some magic medicine. In my case it’s sausage ...

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Jokes only 0.7% of people get

I keep seeing comments on tech sites such as www.slashdot.org that I really wished I had kept a note...

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Eau de Z-list

Celebrity perfumes really get up my nose. I read something the other day about how Kate Moss wa...

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The Cult of the Stupid Pretty Girl

We all have favourite things, I love books. In fact it verges on the obsessive. I get a thrill whe...

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eBay extras... extra lols

I just got an email from eBay inviting me to earn points by spending money by buying. Their gener...

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Tea Dance at the Trafford Centre

Met my mate at the Trafford Centre last night, and while I was waiting I was watching the OAPs at th...

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Why will they not tell me what I want to know?

I've had it up to the proverbial here with the responses I have been getting from large companies re...

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London 2012 Olympic Logo

Well, what a stir the new logo has caused. Can me cynical, but I am the only person who thinks th...

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Flying the Flag but everyone still hates Us.

Eurovision. Love it or hate it, you can't escape it. Since I was child I have loved it, I even ...

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Watching the watchers

It has been said that the UK has the largest number of CCTV cameras watching us compared to anywhere...

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Seriously love, put the bucket of chicken down

Well Well Well. Half Ton Hospital. First of all, it must be terribly sad for these people, m...

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Virgin Media and SKY suck

Sky switched off the signal to their "Basic channels" today. I am now without Sky One and all the ot...

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Site update

Today I updated the site to work properly (ish) with Internet Explorer 7 (IE7) Unfortunately this...

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New Year Toss and Resolution Crappage

Having always fallen into the camp of finding New Year a mildly depressing a affair I endevoured to ...

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Death by smoke alarm

Yes, smoke alarms are very important and save lives all over the place. If you haven't got one you ...

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Wanted: 1 concrete car

looking for one concrete car. MPG not important, bad condition prices negotiable. Needed for destro...

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Open Source Xmas

Makezine have produced a nice lineup of The Students amaze us with new heights of laziness Yep, Children in Need time of year again. Time for the worthy if somewhat tedious TV marathon. ...

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Feeling Good...and Gig Goers to avoid

Feeling Good....and Gig Goers to avoid. Another morning where I should be working but I'm b...

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Mobile zombies

Why is it that the so called "younger generation" have no common sense? Was this omission the fault ...

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Oh Noes, not nuclear!

Nuclear power is slowing coming back into the limelight after many years of being shelved, it seems....

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Embrace all religions..It means more holidays!

It can't be denied that religion has caused a lot of tension and wars over the years, and it also ca...

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Littering Bastards

Once again I find myself absolutely disgusted with humanity. Coming to work on the bus this morning...

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Queens of the Dim

Sometimes people are dim. That's ok we can accept that, we can explain everything slowly and encour...

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10 things

A follow on from Lucy's blog. These rules apply just as well to idiot road users. You know who yo...

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10 Rules for Behavioural Conduct on Public Transport

After a hideous journey on the tube yesterday, I arrived for my coach with minutes to spare. Because...

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Traffic Cone Theory

Whilst travelling back from the middle of nowhere to the hub of humanity that is Manchester last nig...

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Compaq laptop corrosion

Well... I got a new laptop, for for the most part it's pretty good. What i'm not happy about is t...

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Combover Compulsives

Yesterday I once again found myself staring uncontrollably at a man. I could not take my eyes off of...

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I play football, me by Wayne Rooney

On my way to work this morning I noticed a large advert for Wayne Rooney's autobiography. Here we g...

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Mother ******* eBay sniping turds

I hate eBay. Nearly every auction I bid for is sniped at the last minute. (for the uninitiated:- sn...

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Love, you stink!

I hate smelly people. They offend me to the core of my being. BO bozos are bad enough but the wors...

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Stupid Hair Products

No wonder supermodels and trendiques are dim. They spend so much time faffing with their appearance...

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People will believe anything

warning... almost certain crackpottery ahead Today, whist doing my normal web browsing r...

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What happened to KDE4?

KDE4, the long awaited sequel to the KDE3.x series of desktop is due in the fall of 2006... or so we...

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Working for the cash machine

I visited a cash machine recently and was completely shocked to see the one thing I hate the most......

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Pimp my ride UK

Pimp my ride UK [MTV UK] is on TV...

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An Undignified End

No one can deny that the death of much admired football legend, George Best was a tragic loss and my...

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Windows Update Blues(creen)

Why Windows update sucks

Windows update... love it or hate it, it's here to stay. Micro...

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National Lottery spells desperation

Gloom is in the air. You may not have noticed it consciously, but when you talk to anyone these ...

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Xmas rant

Okay, so we are getting dangerously close to christmas now, and Xmas related stories are starting to...

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Where your frosties come from

Cornflakes anyone?

Here is a nice tranquil scene for you to divulge. Yes! its a live ...

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Adverts... arggh

As I am ranting on the subject of adverts, here is another example of moronic advertising. ...

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118 118 has it all - including bad grammar

rant now I've seen it all... the new 118 118 ad is out, and is helpfuller th...

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