I make more sense when I sleep
okay, so anyone that knows me or my partner Lucy will know I do wacky stuff in my sleep. I like to spend a large portion of the night talking nonsense, or occasionally making complete sense.
I also appear to like arguing with people in my sleep, possibly acting out the kind of arguments you can't have in the workplace.
I am going to start recording this oddness in the hope that it will all mean something, or it triggers a memory of what I was dreaming about at the time.
Here is a log of some of the things I have apparently (I don't know if it is true!) said in my sleep...
"I don't know, do you know? so you don't know and I don't know. We don't know" etc for about 10 minutes.....
"Your company is shit so I redesigned it" - Don't know what this says about me!

leg
The other night your left leg randomly shot up in the air and the duvet looked momentarily like a circus tent until I shouted at you. x