Mobile zombies

Why is it that the so called "younger generation" have no common sense? Was this omission the fault of the parents, school, or society in general?
What am I blathering about? Mobile phones.
Whilst driving around, it's not difficult to notice people walking down the street, glued to their mobile phone. You can almost hear the clickety clackety of the buttons, as they mindlessly text inane drivel to each other. More often than not, these very same people mindlessly, much like a zombie would, step out into the road, all the time tapping the puny buttons on their mobile phone.
These mindless mobile zombies don't even bother looking up. It's a scary thought that people can be so engaged in something so very insignificant, that they are willing to risk their lives.
The next time I have one of these zombies step out in front of me, for the sake of drivers behind me, I am not going to slam my brakes on. No, infact I am going to let Darwinism rule, and let these idiotic people become one more fine example of the Darwinian idea that "only strongest will survive". Hopefully if I make enough of these techno zombied people become part of my paintwork, I wont have to concentrate on the car in front, the car behind, the one pulling out, the one that is jumping the lights, *as well as* the flow of people walking down the street.
I am actually thinking of angling one of window washers sideways so as to squirt these people when I see them step out, maybe that will bring some window cleaning sense into these people... we can only hope.

ha ha

Most of what you say on here reads as goobledy gobelde smogelgy gook to me. This however sounds about right, squirt away!! I only really come on to read you and lucy bashing the world!

claire – Thu, 30/11/2006 – 15:29

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