Feeling Good....and Gig Goers to avoid.

Another morning where I should be working but I'm blogging. Yes, my desire to share my views with the world is far more important to me than any of this so called 'work' I have to do.

Last night I went to see The Feeling and they were brilliant, the Lead Singer has great stage presence and all of the band are great musicians.

So on stage was great. Its just a shame about the knobheads in the audience. Its the same at every gig I go to. I'm sure these people follow me around. So until I can raise enough money to build the perfect gig venture with sloping floor and isolation pods, here is a list of annoying gig goers to avoid.

The Phone Filmer - Why did you bother coming? You're not looking at the stage, you're looking at the image of the stage on your crappy phone. You only come to gigs so you can tell others about it. Get out of my way, stay at home and watch youtube instead.

The Shouty Knobhead - Why pay £15-£30 to see a band and then get so trolleyed you won't remember it? and repeating everything the lead singer says in a slurred shout isn't funny, it's annoying. Get out of my gig and going and shout at a TV playing football in a crumby pub somewhere.

The Pusher - Last night I thought St Geroge had failed and the Dragon was behind me but no it was some annoying little woman breathing down my neck whilst she simultainiously tried to thrust my friend out of the way with her giant breasts. I'm not moving Bitch so stop pushing!

The Dancing Girls - Why go to a gig and ignore whats going on on stage? If you just wanna dance with your friends in a circle go and stand outside or go to a club, its much cheaper. You really do have more money than sense.

The Giant Head - Boy do I feel sorry for your mother. Yes I know you can't help having a giant head but why do you always stand in front of me? If you are affected with giant head syndrome, please be polite and check your not blocking anyone's view.

Mr Elbows - Why are you standing like a fish wife? Or maybe you are going for a cockney walkabout? I know you don't want people in your spce but you keep elbowing me in the boob and it hurts.